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EXCLUSIVE
Security cameras confirm the raccoon bypassed security systems using sheer audacity.
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"I have cheap whiskey right there on the bottom shelf, but no—this animal climbed to the top for the premium aged single malt. He has expensive taste."
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Thousands of memes flood X (formerly Twitter) as $TRASHED trends globally.
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Investigative Report
Proceeds from this campaign will directly support shelter animal care and enrichment, funding everything from emergency treatments and rehabilitation to toys, clean bedding, and socialization programs that keep animals mentally and emotionally healthy.
Every contribution becomes part of a life-changing effort to give abandoned and rescued animals a better, brighter future.
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"Raccoon passes out in Virginia"
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‘DRUNKEN RAMPAGE IN VIRGINIA
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T-shirts celebrating the ‘Trashed panda’
SUSPECT IS
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